December 2009
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I AM INTOXICATED BY THE PROMISE OF THE NEW YEAR...
I know that just because the year is changing doesn’t mean anything else will change (particularly myself), but I can’t help but have a lovely little feeling of hope. I am excited.
Dec 31st
Creamy Pesto Pasta Salad with Chicken, Asparagus...
Ingredients Creamy Buttermilk Dressing: 1 large garlic clove, minced 1/3 cup mayonnaise 1/3 cup sour cream 1/3 cup buttermilk 3 tablespoons rice wine vinegar Pasta Salad: 2 tablespoons salt 1 pound bow tie (farfalle) pasta 8 ounces trimmed asparagus, cut into 1-inch lengths 1 pound cooked chicken breast strips, pulled into bite-size pieces 8 ounces cherry tomatoes, halved and...
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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I slept really well last night.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ListenFreedom’s just another word for nothing left...
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dear world, these are my three favorite words (in...
Megalomania Nepotism Terminal(ly) Just thought you should know.
Dec 27th
Your hair is everywhere
not even screaming infidelities, Grace is just disgusting and doesn’t pick up after herself in the shower.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
Dec 27th
Dear Old Friend,
I miss you and I’m sorry I can’t tell you. Enough.
Dec 27th
COLLATERAL DAMAGE
COLLATERAL DAMAGE! IS WHAT I AM!
Dec 27th
In other news,
I can’t move my neck. I am so sore, I just want to sleep the rest of my life away.
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
ListenPorque ellos no van a buscarte  Ellos no van a...
Dec 27th
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ListenPretty soon she’ll figure out what his...
Dec 26th
It still doesn't feel like Christmas to me.
There’s nothing on TV. Except for Elf. Which I am watching. I have completely relinquished my hate for Zoey Deschanel. I hate giving in.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
CAUSE AFTERALLLLLLLLLLL
YOU’RE MY WONDERRRRRRRRRRRRRWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
Dec 25th
vh1 and their best of the 90's business has me all...
2010 is coming up, which means that the 00’s(?) (that will never look right to me) are ending soon. Which is weird to me because I still feel so much like a 90’s child. Which is weird because all of my defining years of actual growth occurred in the 00’s, considering I was in like either 4th or 5th grade when the 90’s ended. There really isn’t a point to this I...
Dec 25th
ListenGreen Day - Good Riddance I love the 90’s....
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Guys, I'm in pain.
Like pretty bad pain. Like pain where if I were Christie I’d force Alex to sit on me type of pain. :(
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
alliphant: studentloansforbeermoney: “NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.” “After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference. As to...
Dec 24th
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Things I want to see:
Mermaid Paris (Melanie Laurent!!!) Currently watching: Flame and Citron ah quiet solitude, I don’t even enjoy you.
Dec 22nd
“—Love is fragile - she was thinking - but perhaps the pieces are saved,...”
–  F. Scott Fitzgerald, May Day
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Dec 21st
Today was so productive, I am going to coninue to...
But first I will show you what I’ve been up to. For fun.
Dec 21st
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