December 2009
I AM INTOXICATED BY THE PROMISE OF THE NEW YEAR...
I know that just because the year is changing doesn’t mean anything else will change (particularly myself), but I can’t help but have a lovely little feeling of hope.
I am excited.
Creamy Pesto Pasta Salad with Chicken, Asparagus...
Ingredients
Creamy Buttermilk Dressing:
1 large garlic clove, minced
1/3 cup mayonnaise
1/3 cup sour cream
1/3 cup buttermilk
3 tablespoons rice wine vinegar
Pasta Salad:
2 tablespoons salt
1 pound bow tie (farfalle) pasta
8 ounces trimmed asparagus, cut into 1-inch lengths
1 pound cooked chicken breast strips, pulled into bite-size pieces
8 ounces cherry tomatoes, halved and...
I slept really well last night.
Dear world, these are my three favorite words (in...
Megalomania
Nepotism
Terminal(ly)
Just thought you should know.
Your hair is everywhere
not even screaming infidelities, Grace is just disgusting and doesn’t pick up after herself in the shower.
Dear Old Friend,
I miss you and I’m sorry I can’t tell you.
Enough.
COLLATERAL DAMAGE
COLLATERAL DAMAGE! IS WHAT I AM!
In other news,
I can’t move my neck. I am so sore, I just want to sleep the rest of my life away.
It still doesn't feel like Christmas to me.
There’s nothing on TV. Except for Elf. Which I am watching. I have completely relinquished my hate for Zoey Deschanel. I hate giving in.
CAUSE AFTERALLLLLLLLLLL
YOU’RE MY WONDERRRRRRRRRRRRRWALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
vh1 and their best of the 90's business has me all...
2010 is coming up, which means that the 00’s(?) (that will never look right to me) are ending soon. Which is weird to me because I still feel so much like a 90’s child. Which is weird because all of my defining years of actual growth occurred in the 00’s, considering I was in like either 4th or 5th grade when the 90’s ended. There really isn’t a point to this I...
Guys, I'm in pain.
Like pretty bad pain. Like pain where if I were Christie I’d force Alex to sit on me type of pain. :(
Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
alliphant:
studentloansforbeermoney:
“NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to...
Things I want to see:
Mermaid
Paris (Melanie Laurent!!!)
Currently watching:
Flame and Citron
ah quiet solitude, I don’t even enjoy you.
—Love is fragile - she was thinking - but perhaps the pieces are saved,...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, May Day
Today was so productive, I am going to coninue to...
But first I will show you what I’ve been up to. For fun.